I now realise the pain I'm feeling is symptomatic of the worldwide disfunction in the money markets. I was happily reading the news today or rather trying to avoid making too many errors.
For some reason a story about African migrants trying to sail their way to the Canary Islands was the one that got away from me.
It started: "Spanish coastguards......" but twice I read: "Spanish postguards....." What was going on? No idea.
Who are the Spanish postguards?