Well Maria Sharapova won't be adding the French Open to her list of achievements for another year. She was beaten by Dinara Safin in the fourth round on Monday. It was more Sourpova in the press conference afterwards but I guess that's understandable.
The men's top seed Roger Federer did little to convince me that ultimate glory will be his come Sunday afternoon. He doesn't look the part.
The stunning news is that Jose Mourinho formerly of the parish of Chelsea is going to go over to Italy to coach Inter Milan.
Well I'm off following the Special One. Milan is one of my favourite cities - the missus used to live there and I can see a few trips back to visit the San Siro.
It's the best bit of sporting news I've read since Chelsea won the FA Cup under a certain Jose.