I was on the way back from the radio station and noticed an advert for Harry Potter 6 or HP6. It had the eponymous hero doing his magic thing with his wand.
I looked at the picture and thought the wand is not as hard as a light sabre. You can only look so tough wielding a wand. The boy is going round the flat brandishing a plastic light sabre which was harvested from a Corn Flakes packet.
We're due to be heading to Burgundy for a break - illnesses pending - and it might be the time to start on the Star Wars films. The first three as in the chronological trilogy are pretty ropey but there's lots of brandishing.
And if the boy feels suitably inspired to go on and become Jedi like in his ways, I, for one, will not turn him.
Saturday, 18 April 2009
The Non Existent Matchday
Four games to go and our fate is in our hands.
The team from wherever did not appear so this meant a 3-0 victory and we keep our place at the top of the table. It suddenly occurred to me that we technically could go up without having to kick another ball in anger.
But that's unlikely. Sadly such good fortune cannot last. And next week we're playing BNP in the match that should have been played last November but was postponed due to a dodgy pitch.
Then we were a full complement but next Satuday it's going to be threadbare. Ho hum
While contemplating the prospect of promotion I've been tending an ailing flock. The missus has been well ill. And with the girls on holiday, I've had to delve into the vault of galleries that we might love.
So far Andy Warhol at the Grand Palais and Alexander Calder at the Pompidou.
I primed the girls by playing them the David Bowie song and showed them a few videos courtesy of YouTube and their mother gave them a book on Calder.
The Warhol trip was an unmitigated success. We avoided the 37 mile queues and went in, swept through the tons of cans and faces and headed to the Petit Palais for morning coffee and orange juice.
There's a magnificent garden cafe there and as it was a sun kissed spring morning we lapped up the rays after soaking up the culture.
A walk down the Champs Elysees and through the Tuileries to the Louvre to take the bus home was about as good as it gets on a holiday morning.
Better than winning a match without playing.
The team from wherever did not appear so this meant a 3-0 victory and we keep our place at the top of the table. It suddenly occurred to me that we technically could go up without having to kick another ball in anger.
But that's unlikely. Sadly such good fortune cannot last. And next week we're playing BNP in the match that should have been played last November but was postponed due to a dodgy pitch.
Then we were a full complement but next Satuday it's going to be threadbare. Ho hum
While contemplating the prospect of promotion I've been tending an ailing flock. The missus has been well ill. And with the girls on holiday, I've had to delve into the vault of galleries that we might love.
So far Andy Warhol at the Grand Palais and Alexander Calder at the Pompidou.
I primed the girls by playing them the David Bowie song and showed them a few videos courtesy of YouTube and their mother gave them a book on Calder.
The Warhol trip was an unmitigated success. We avoided the 37 mile queues and went in, swept through the tons of cans and faces and headed to the Petit Palais for morning coffee and orange juice.
There's a magnificent garden cafe there and as it was a sun kissed spring morning we lapped up the rays after soaking up the culture.
A walk down the Champs Elysees and through the Tuileries to the Louvre to take the bus home was about as good as it gets on a holiday morning.
Better than winning a match without playing.
Monday, 13 April 2009
The DVDs
The DVD rental service has sent me the first four episodes from series 1 of Curb Your Enthusiasm, the vehicle of Larry David after he left Seinfeld.
Strangely enough I had seen the first episode long ago on TV in Paris. It is cringingly clever and the plots are reminiscent of Seinfeld at its most acutely brilliant.
There isn’t the ensemble exuberance that made Seinfeld’s egocentric characters palatable.
A colleague who stayed in the apartment in Paris a few years back and who noticed the boxed sets of Seinfeld has given me Curb season 2 and I shall watch away before perhaps buying the boxed set of them.
The boxed set I have harvested though is 400 Coups and the other tales of Antoine Doinel.
This was on special offer via the DVD buying site. It is 50 years since the Nouvelle Vague unleashed their iconoclasm on an unsuspecting world.
The British Film Institute here on the South Bank is holding a retrospective of the finest creations from that period.
Seems de rigueur to dip in later.
It would give a filmic symmetry to the day.
Strangely enough I had seen the first episode long ago on TV in Paris. It is cringingly clever and the plots are reminiscent of Seinfeld at its most acutely brilliant.
There isn’t the ensemble exuberance that made Seinfeld’s egocentric characters palatable.
A colleague who stayed in the apartment in Paris a few years back and who noticed the boxed sets of Seinfeld has given me Curb season 2 and I shall watch away before perhaps buying the boxed set of them.
The boxed set I have harvested though is 400 Coups and the other tales of Antoine Doinel.
This was on special offer via the DVD buying site. It is 50 years since the Nouvelle Vague unleashed their iconoclasm on an unsuspecting world.
The British Film Institute here on the South Bank is holding a retrospective of the finest creations from that period.
Seems de rigueur to dip in later.
It would give a filmic symmetry to the day.
The Gallery
The art of life confounds me at times. The Bank Holiday Monday meant that the starting time at the Guardian was a bit later than usual.
What better way to spend the extra hours than by going to see my dad and then heading up to the Hayward Gallery.
I wanted to go to the newly refurbished Whitechapel Gallery but they don’t do Bank Holiday Monday opening.
So the sunny South Bank was all mine.
Mark Wallinger is curating the Russian Linesman, Frontiers Borders and Thresholds while Annette Messager is doing The Messengers.
And the message? Seinfeld.
I thought of a line from George in Seinfeld where he said something like: “I don’t get art.”
It might even have been: “I don’t get modern art.”
Though I persist in trying to get modern art, I often think about the Woody Allen character in Annie Hall. In a gallery with Annie Hall he says: “It has a wonderful otherness.”
Perhaps I should have extra shots of caffeine to transport me to the spatial mentality where I would really get it.
I usually have the coffee as a reward for trying to expand my mind.
Not good for the gallery but might be good for the headlines at work.
What better way to spend the extra hours than by going to see my dad and then heading up to the Hayward Gallery.
I wanted to go to the newly refurbished Whitechapel Gallery but they don’t do Bank Holiday Monday opening.
So the sunny South Bank was all mine.
Mark Wallinger is curating the Russian Linesman, Frontiers Borders and Thresholds while Annette Messager is doing The Messengers.
And the message? Seinfeld.
I thought of a line from George in Seinfeld where he said something like: “I don’t get art.”
It might even have been: “I don’t get modern art.”
Though I persist in trying to get modern art, I often think about the Woody Allen character in Annie Hall. In a gallery with Annie Hall he says: “It has a wonderful otherness.”
Perhaps I should have extra shots of caffeine to transport me to the spatial mentality where I would really get it.
I usually have the coffee as a reward for trying to expand my mind.
Not good for the gallery but might be good for the headlines at work.
Tuesday, 7 April 2009
The Porter
Must have been something about me this weekend. On the way to London a woman asked me if I could help a man with his suitcase. "As long as it's not too heavy," I said.
On the way back to Paris a woman asked me towards the end of the journey if I could help her with her bag. "As long as it's not too heavy..."
Because of course the last thing I want to become is a crocked Samaritan. That would not do. Far too many things to do at the moment.
The management at the radio station have decided to smash up the house agreement so there's been a day of strikes. I went in not to break the strike but to give in a letter of support to a colleague who's in a dispute with another colleague.
It's not going to end well for somebody. A bit like the approaching UEFA Champions League quarter finals.
On the way back to Paris a woman asked me towards the end of the journey if I could help her with her bag. "As long as it's not too heavy..."
Because of course the last thing I want to become is a crocked Samaritan. That would not do. Far too many things to do at the moment.
The management at the radio station have decided to smash up the house agreement so there's been a day of strikes. I went in not to break the strike but to give in a letter of support to a colleague who's in a dispute with another colleague.
It's not going to end well for somebody. A bit like the approaching UEFA Champions League quarter finals.
Sunday, 5 April 2009
Matchday X Postmortem
I have to say heavens be praised for banks opening on Saturday mornings.
The team from BNP turned up without their assassin striker. Unlike a few years ago, his branch now opens on Saturday mornings and so he plays for the Sunday morning team.
This leaves the Saturday morning team short. And though their tricky playmaker did cause a bit of anxiety when he got the ball, there was no one to capitalise on the openings up front.
Unlike our side which seemed to have all the momentum. While I shuffle around the pitch I have these moments where I reflect on the phases of the match.
We might be dominating but we’re not scoring, I muse. How important is it to solidify that control into goals?
Leading 1-0 and being in command always makes me feel perturbed.
The counter attack and slight error and suddenly it is 1-1.
It didn’t happen that way. We went in 3-0 up at half time.
I don’t know if my recent goal shyness is behind me because I scored a goal that I don’t usually score.
Hit from the edge of the area rather than running onto a pass and slotting it past the keeper.
Since those kind of goals haven’t been coming of late, maybe I’m moving into the edge of the box goal phase of my game.
Anyway I’m still bemused as to how it happened and I’m trying to replay the sequence in my mind. I am still quite blank.
The (for me) wonder strike meant that the defender stayed with me. So I started to run all kinds of pretty patterns to create space for the others.
Thanks to my wonderful regime of yoga, swimming and cycling, I feel as if I have the puff to do this.
The other joy is that I don’t actually have to touch the ball, have physical contact with other people and potentially crock myself in a tackle.
The bloke tracking me was losing more and more steam as the first half wore on. Towards the end one of his co defenders said: “just let him run”.
Wise counsel since all my leggy zig-zagging had failed to yield anything concrete since my wonder strike.
The defender should have stayed with me really because I was able to get away from him on two occasions and was part of the move that led to the second and third goals.
Sadly the fat lady doesn’t sing after 45 minutes. And the opposition had a wind assisted rally in the second half.
But it fizzled out and 4-1 was a fair reflection. One of their other star strikers will be back for the rematch in a few weeks.
But by that time one of star defenders should be back from holiday.
The team from BNP turned up without their assassin striker. Unlike a few years ago, his branch now opens on Saturday mornings and so he plays for the Sunday morning team.
This leaves the Saturday morning team short. And though their tricky playmaker did cause a bit of anxiety when he got the ball, there was no one to capitalise on the openings up front.
Unlike our side which seemed to have all the momentum. While I shuffle around the pitch I have these moments where I reflect on the phases of the match.
We might be dominating but we’re not scoring, I muse. How important is it to solidify that control into goals?
Leading 1-0 and being in command always makes me feel perturbed.
The counter attack and slight error and suddenly it is 1-1.
It didn’t happen that way. We went in 3-0 up at half time.
I don’t know if my recent goal shyness is behind me because I scored a goal that I don’t usually score.
Hit from the edge of the area rather than running onto a pass and slotting it past the keeper.
Since those kind of goals haven’t been coming of late, maybe I’m moving into the edge of the box goal phase of my game.
Anyway I’m still bemused as to how it happened and I’m trying to replay the sequence in my mind. I am still quite blank.
The (for me) wonder strike meant that the defender stayed with me. So I started to run all kinds of pretty patterns to create space for the others.
Thanks to my wonderful regime of yoga, swimming and cycling, I feel as if I have the puff to do this.
The other joy is that I don’t actually have to touch the ball, have physical contact with other people and potentially crock myself in a tackle.
The bloke tracking me was losing more and more steam as the first half wore on. Towards the end one of his co defenders said: “just let him run”.
Wise counsel since all my leggy zig-zagging had failed to yield anything concrete since my wonder strike.
The defender should have stayed with me really because I was able to get away from him on two occasions and was part of the move that led to the second and third goals.
Sadly the fat lady doesn’t sing after 45 minutes. And the opposition had a wind assisted rally in the second half.
But it fizzled out and 4-1 was a fair reflection. One of their other star strikers will be back for the rematch in a few weeks.
But by that time one of star defenders should be back from holiday.
Saturday, 28 March 2009
The Cry-Off
So much so for perfecting my skills as a forward. Friday night out with the missus ended up with me leaving the restaurant early feeling somewhat queasy.
She stayed behind with the others and I managed to get back, pay off the baby sitter and get ready for bed.
This is perhaps the kind of early to bed attitude that makes for goal scoring. But that's not why I was doing it. I felt unwell. And I didn't even attempt to try and turn out for the match.
That would have been silly. Especially since I would have conked out at work.
So all in all disappointment for not being able to enjoy my night out with my girl and a certain amount of misery for not being able to go out and play.
Prepare for next week.
As for the causes of the ailment. The missus says it is a virus. Me I think it's something in the air.
She stayed behind with the others and I managed to get back, pay off the baby sitter and get ready for bed.
This is perhaps the kind of early to bed attitude that makes for goal scoring. But that's not why I was doing it. I felt unwell. And I didn't even attempt to try and turn out for the match.
That would have been silly. Especially since I would have conked out at work.
So all in all disappointment for not being able to enjoy my night out with my girl and a certain amount of misery for not being able to go out and play.
Prepare for next week.
As for the causes of the ailment. The missus says it is a virus. Me I think it's something in the air.
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